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Phantom Fartster Stinks at Zelenskyys European Council Summit

This week, during the European Council summit where Ukrainian President Zelenskyy participated, the American media outlet Politico.eu published a very "subtle" report: "Who is the phantom fartster?"

On October 16th local time, the journalist 'Politician' Zoya Sheftalovich was the first to expose this matter. She wrote that the journalists waiting in the press briefing room of the European Council for Zelenskyy were repeatedly forced to deal with a stinking fartster among them.

She also revealed that during a diplomatic briefing the previous night, after an 'eye-stinging' emission, several journalists, including her, were forced to flee the scene.

Shevtaloevi helplessly said that his colleagues were relying on coffee and the worry about missing the briefing, so such things might be inevitable. However, he couldn’t help but hope that the mysterious person who created that foul smell would go outside and deal with it himself, so that everyone wouldn’t be stung by the smell.